IF I WAKE AND MY HEAD IS GONE
You may be insane, but I am not
Declared "Onyeara" solemnly.
I was pondering over his words,
But then "Onyeara" spoke some more;
Somehow I trust not
The looks your have,
But of one thing at least
I can assure you
"Onyeara" said looking serious
And holding high his bushy head.
You can sneak and even snoop
All around the much you can
And I could care but only less.
For when the waking quite dawn
Of tomorrow morning do but come
And I wake up here in my corner bed
To find that this my head is gone,
Or severed away from this my neck,
t is then that I shall let you know
That I do know what you do now plan,
The humorous friendship poem
Once there were two friendsWho grew up together
They did bratty things all day
And got beaten by their mother!
They climbed trees
Chased bees and
Gave the birds a fright
When the gardener came to beat them,
They ran with all their might!
Every person they knew
Grew tired of their naughtiness
But it still goes on
And fills the world with silliness!
- Unknown
Other humorous friendship poetry
When you are sad,............. I will get you drunk and help you
plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue.......... I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.
When you smile............ I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared......... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried......... I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused........ I will use little words to explain
it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick....... Stay away from me until you're well again,
I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall...... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath............... I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?........ Because you're my friend.
- Unknown
